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Vivian, 20, Chicken Nugget Enthusiast ∆
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Δ THE STORY OF THE TIME JOE NEWMAN SHOWED ME HIS GLORIOUS NIPPLE Δ
After the concert, we waited outside the venue in hopes to meet the band. There was a small group of us crowded around Joe, asking him questions and taking photos. One of the girls there asked him if she could unbutton his shirt and he replied with a shocked ‘no you can not!’. But funnily enough, and I have no idea why, he agreed to show us his nipple.
He sighed as he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing himself to us as he warned ‘I have a rather womanly nipple’. We all laughed, pushed and shoved to catch a glimpse of this ‘womanly nipple’ he spoke of. Some were lucky to even touch it.
After a few wonderful - and extremely perverted - minutes he buttoned up his shirt again, asking himself why and what the fuck he just did.
I told him that he should write a song about his nipple, a whole album and he just looked at me weirdly and laughed. I also asked him - when we took a photo together - if he liked my leggings (they had triangles on them) and he just flat out bluntly shouted ‘NO.’ And my heart broke. Then he laughed and said he was joking, but it was too late, I was already a ball of embarrassment. But then I got to hug him and everything was good again.
And he also sounded really angry when I said I heard that the band liked doing yoga in their spare time (I read it online somewhere…) and he looked at me straight in the eyes and pointed at me confirming ‘NO! that is a lie!’
So guys, the boys do not like doing yoga in their spare time. I repeat. THE BOYS DO NOT LIKE DOING YOGA IN THEIR SPARE TIME! Don’t bring it up, they get really offended.

Δ THE STORY OF THE TIME JOE NEWMAN SHOWED ME HIS GLORIOUS NIPPLE Δ

After the concert, we waited outside the venue in hopes to meet the band. There was a small group of us crowded around Joe, asking him questions and taking photos. One of the girls there asked him if she could unbutton his shirt and he replied with a shocked ‘no you can not!’. But funnily enough, and I have no idea why, he agreed to show us his nipple.

He sighed as he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing himself to us as he warned ‘I have a rather womanly nipple’. We all laughed, pushed and shoved to catch a glimpse of this ‘womanly nipple’ he spoke of. Some were lucky to even touch it.

After a few wonderful - and extremely perverted - minutes he buttoned up his shirt again, asking himself why and what the fuck he just did.

I told him that he should write a song about his nipple, a whole album and he just looked at me weirdly and laughed. I also asked him - when we took a photo together - if he liked my leggings (they had triangles on them) and he just flat out bluntly shouted ‘NO.’ And my heart broke. Then he laughed and said he was joking, but it was too late, I was already a ball of embarrassment. But then I got to hug him and everything was good again.

And he also sounded really angry when I said I heard that the band liked doing yoga in their spare time (I read it online somewhere…) and he looked at me straight in the eyes and pointed at me confirming ‘NO! that is a lie!’

So guys, the boys do not like doing yoga in their spare time. I repeat. THE BOYS DO NOT LIKE DOING YOGA IN THEIR SPARE TIME! Don’t bring it up, they get really offended.